Bells and Whistles

I was cruel like a president
It was wrong but I ordered it

Lost some limbs in an accident
Playing God

At a table down at Edendale

Didn't feel good, wasn't eating well
In the photo booth, made me hate myself
What a slob

It's hard now to imagine it
The currency was all counterfeit

Diana's face
was scattered to the mob
Expensive jokes and cheap thrills cost a lot

Zach's staggering down Bleecker Street

The label asked for a meet and greet
I agreed reluctantly, I couldn't be alone

Signed a sleeve for a teenager
It felt just like a harbinger

I was shaking hands with the manicured
Worked my fingers to the bone

No, you shouldn't go home with the So
Ho girl

'
Cause she only wants materials
And you shouldn't place bets on the New York Mets
'
Cause at best it's hypothetical

Expensive seats in a field of dreams

U-turns in limousines

Got to get around the detour when it's blocked
Bells and whistles, fancy cheap thrills cost a lot

No, you shouldn't make noise with those Bay Ridge boys

When they're drunk, man, it's impossible
Secondhand amps and a bent up crash
The band sounds like an animal
Cheap seats and broken dreams
U-turns in limousines
Gotta kick in the door when it's locked
Bells and whistles, cheap thrills cost a lot