The Lazy Song

Today, I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'
Cause today, I swear, I'm not doing anything






I'm gonna kick my feet up, then stare at the fan

Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants

Nobody's gonna tell me I can't

I'll be lounging on the couch

Just chillin' in my Snuggie

Click to MTV, so they can teach me how to dougie

'
Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man






Oh oh, yes I said it

I said it, I said it, 'cause I can






Today, I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'
Cause today, I swear, I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all

Nothing at all






Tomorrow, I'll wake up, do some P90X

Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex

She's gonna scream out, "This is great!"

(Oh my god, this is great)

Yeah, I might mess around and get my college degree

I bet my old man will be so proud of me

But sorry pops, you'll just have to wait






Oh oh, yes I said it

I said it, I said it, 'cause I can






Today, I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'
Cause today, I swear, I'm not doing anything






No, I ain't gonna comb my hair

'
Cause I ain't going anywhere

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

I'll just strut in my birthday suit

And let everything hang loose

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah






Oh, today, I don't feel like doing anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

Don't feel like picking up my phone

So leave a message at the tone

'
Cause today, I swear, I'm not doing anything

Nothing at all

Nothing at all