The Haylor Song

Once upon a time, when albums were debuted

Haylor was conceived, we panicked cause we knew

She'd hurt him, she'd hurt him

She'd hurt him, him, him, him, him

At first we didn't care, we figured she'd back off

She'd always got around, we thought she'd take a walk

And desert him, desert him

Desert him, him, him, him, him






But she's still here, in the city

And we realized that we can agree






That we knew she was trouble when she snagged Styles

How could we allow Taylor to get him with her fake smiles

It seems he's her's now

We knew she was trouble when she got Styles

So shame on us now

This fandom's getting kind of hostile

She's gonna put him in her "ex boy pile"

Oh, oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble

Oh, oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble






Now Harry's got it bad, they're walking in Times square

The fans can see it all, he doesn't even care

He's blinded, he's blinded

He's blinded-ed-ed-ed-ed

We heard that 'they're so in love' from whispers down the street

But all she really wants is a track for her CD

I hope he sees, I hope he sees

I hope he see-e-e-e-es






She's so anal, a control freak

When he realizes he'll dump her next week

Yeah






That we knew she was trouble when she snagged Styles

How could we allow Taylor to get him with her fake smiles

It seems he's her's now

We knew she was trouble when she got Styles

So shame on us now

This fandom's getting kind of hostile

She's gonna put him in her "ex boy pile"

Oh, oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble

Oh, oh, oh, trouble, trouble, trouble






And the saddest fear starts creeping in

That we'd be pissed off

If he loved anyone or anything, yeah






And now we're getting angry cause she snagged Styles

My dashboard hates her

Let's just say this shit better be worthwhile

Cause if he dates her

She's gonna put Harry through some tough trials

And write an album with his name on file