Rain Man

Yeah

Definitely, definitely

Definitely dope

Definitely

Definitely K-Mart

Yeah, yeah (*fart*)






You find me offensive

I find you offensive for finding me offensive

Hence, if I should draw out or line any fences

If so, to what extent, if any, should I go?

'
Cause it's getting expensive

Being on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive

They say I cause extensive

Psychological nerve damage to the brain

When I go to lengths this far at other people's expenses

I say you're all just too goddamn sensitive

It's censorship and it's downright blasphemous

Let's end this shit now 'cause I won't stand for this

And Christopher Reeves won't sit for this neither

And let's clear this up too, I ain't got no beef with him either

He used to be like a hero to me, I even believe I

Had one of those 25 cent stickers on my refrigerator

Right next to Darth Vader

And Darth must've put a hex on him for later

I feel like it's my fault 'cause of the way that

I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luthor

I killed Superman, I killed Super-man

And how ironic

That I'd be the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic






'
Cause I ain't got no legs

Or no brain

Nice to meet you

Hi, my name is...

I forgot my name

My aim was not to become what I became

With this level of fame

My soul is possessed by this devil

My new name is Rain Man






Now in the bible, it says

Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed

Have homosexual sex

Unless of course you were given the consent to join in

Then of course it's intercourse and it's bisexual sex

Which isn't as bad

Long as you show some remorse for your actions

Either before, during, or after

Performing the act of that which

Is normally referred to as such more commonly known phrases

That are more used by today's kids in a more derogatory way

But who's to say what's fair to say and what not to say?

Let's ask Dr. Dre

Dr. Dre (What up?)

I got a question if I may (Yeah)

Is it gay to play putt-putt golf with a friend (Yeah)

And watch his butt butt when he tees off (Yeah)

But, but, I ain't done yet

In football the quarterback yells out, "Hut-hut"

While he reaches in another grown man's ass

Grabs on his nuts but just what if

It was never meant, it was just an accident

But he tripped, fell, slipped, and his penis went in

His teeny tiny little round hiney and he didn't mean it

But his little weenie flinched just a little bit

And I don't need to go into any more details, but

What if he pictured it as a female's butt

Is that gay? I just need to clear things up

'
Til then, I'll just walk around with a manly strut because






'
Cause I ain't got no legs

Or no brain

Nice to meet you

Hi, my name is...

I forgot my name

My aim was not to become what I became

With this level of fame

My soul is possessed by this devil

My new name is Rain Man






You find me offensive, I find you offensive

Shit, this is the same verse, I just did this

When am I gonna come to my good senses?

Probably the day Bush comes to my defenses

My spider sense is telling me Spider-Man is nearby

And my plan is to get him next

And open up a whoop ass canister

Goddammit Dre, where's the goddamn beat? (Yeah)

Anyway, anyway, I don't know how else to put it

This is the only thing that I'm good at

I am the bad guy, kryptonite, the green chronic

Demonic, yup, yup, don't worry, I'm on it

I got it, high-five Nick Lachey

Stuck a pin in Jessica's head and walked away

And as she flew around the room like a balloon, I

Grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can

And zoomed, I headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch

With a peanut butter jelly chicken tuna sandwich

And I ain't even gotta make no goddamn sense

I just did a whole song and I didn't say shit






'
Cause I ain't got no legs

Or no brain

Nice to meet you

Hi, my name is...

I forgot my name

My aim was not to become what I became

With this level of fame

My soul is possessed by this devil

My new name is Rain Man






'
Cause...

Yup, Rain Man

Definitely, definitely Dr. Dre

Super dope beat maker

2000 and, 2400 and 87 million, 900 and se-73,400 and 63... and 70

Yeah