Radio Freestyle 2

Yo, yo

(Huh, huh, huh, huh)

Aight, aight (huh)

Slim Shady

Yo, yo, yo






It's only fair to warn, I was born with a set of horns

And metaphors attached to my damn umbilical cord

Warlord of rap that'll bash you with a 2 by 4 board

And smash into your Honda Accord with a 4 door Ford

But I'm more towards droppin' an a cappella that'll chop a fella

To mozzarella, worse than a helicopter propeller

Got you locked in the cellar with your skeleton showin'

Developin' anorexia while I'm standin' next to ya

Eatin' a full course meal watchin' you starve to death

With an IV in your veins feedin' you liquid darvocet

Pumpin' you full of drugs, pull the plugs

On the gunshot victims full of bullet slugs

Who were picked up in an ambulance and driven

To receivin' with the asses ripped out of they pants and given

A less than 20 percent chance of livin'

Have a possible placement, it's a hospital patient

Storin' the dead bodies in grandma's little basement

Doctor Kevorkian has arrived

To perform an autopsy on you while you scream, "I'm still alive!"

Drivin' a rusty scalpel in through the top of your scalp

And pullin' your Adam's apple out through your mouth

Better call the fire department, I've hired an arson

To set fire to carpets and burn up your entire apartment

I'm a liar to start shit

Got your bitch wrapped around my dick

So tight, you need a crowbar to pry her apart with






Motherfucker

Slim Shady, bitch

Recognize

For the 99

I'm on February 23rd