Paris Hilton’s Closet

My best friend Sarah went to Europe for the summer

My brother got kicked out of school, aw bummer

Julie-Anne got laid in the backseat of a hummer

And got arrested like Mel Gibson

I read in the trades that the NSYNC boy is..

No way






But I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet

I got drunk and totally lost it

When I woke up the first thing that I though of was

Oh my Kesha, those hot Jimmy Choos

Hey Paris, did I lose it on that pair too?






Celebutants work in the glamourazzi

Should have told my story to the tabloids, took the money

It takes a lot to get kicked out of those parties

And almost get arrested like Mel Gibson

I don't recall at all, but I got like fifty phone calls, Oh my God






But I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet

I got drunk and totally lost it

When I woke up the first thing that I though of was

Oh, no, no Kesha, those hot Gucci shoes (what'd you do?)

Hey Paris, did I lose it on that pair too?






Oh, of all the stupid things I've done

I'm the proudest of this bra

But this one's the best






I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet

I got drunk and totally lost it

When I woke up the first thing that I though of was

Oh my Kesha, those hot Jimmy Choos

And those Minolos and Pradas and Chloes and your sparkly dresses

Hey Paris, I saw the same stuff at Target

Hey Paris, what ya' gonna do?

What ya' gonna do, what ya' gonna do?

I totally lost it, la la la, oh, no boy I've lost it, la la la

Paris Hilton's closet






I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet

I got drunk and totally lost it

When I woke up threw up in Paris Hilton's closet

I got drunk and totally lost it

Tra la la, tra la la la la la