My Fault (Pizza Mix)

Eminem as Susan (the girl)


Eminem as Dave


Eminem as John


Eminem as Ron






I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

But now you're sittin' in the corner, crying

And now it's my fault, my fault

I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

But now you're sittin' in the corner, crying

And now it's my fault, my fault






I went to John's rave with Ron and Dave

And met a new wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved

A nurse aid who came to get laid and *tied* up

With first aid tape and *raped* on the first date

Susan -- an ex-manic depressive who just moved from Houston

Who loves blues and alternative music (Whattup?)

Told me she was starvin, I said it wasn't a problem (Nah!)

I got a coupon for this pizza with everything on it

We can double the mushrooms and minus the sausage


I'm allergic to fungus

Come on Sue, that's nonsense

Who's at the door? Pizza man!

Who ordered pizza? Susan, it's yours


Nuh uh

If you got it with double mushrooms on it then I don't want it

Shutup Susan I'll pick em off it

Oh hell, I might as well try it, I'll be alright

Susan you just swallowed the wrong slice!!






I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

But now you're sittin' in the corner, crying

And now it's my fault, my fault (I'm sorry)

I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

But now you're sittin' in the corner, crying

And now it's my fault, my fault






"Yo Sue!"


Get away from me, I don't know you

Oh shoot, she's tripping..


I need to go puke!! (Bleahh!)

I wasn't tryin to turn this into somethin major

I just wanted to make you appreciate flavor

Susan, stop cryin, I don't hate ya

I'm sorry your father used to chase ya and spank ya with hangers

So what they locked you in the attic in your dad's house?

That ain't no reason to start wiggin and spaz out

She said


Help me I think I'm havin a seizure!

I said, "You're breaking out in hives, let go of the pizza!"

"Would you put it down you're startin to scare me"

She said


I'm twenty-six years old and I'm not married

I don't even have any kids and I can't cook

(Hello!) I'm over here Sue, (hi) you're talkin to the plant, look!

We need to get to a hospital 'fore it's too late

'
Cause I never seen no-one eat as many *shrooms* as you ate






I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl (Whoops)

I never meant to bring you to my world

But now you're sittin' in the corner, crying

And now it's my fault, my fault (It's an accident)

I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

But now you're sittin' in the corner, crying

And now it's my fault, my fault






Susan (wait!) Where you goin? You better be careful


Leave me alone dad, I'm sick of gettin my hair pulled

I'm not your dad, quit tryin to swallow your tongue

Want some gum? Put down the scissors, 'fore you do somethin dumb

I'll be right back just chill baby please?

I gotta go find Dave he majored in allergies

"John, where's Dave at before I bash you?"


He's in the bathroom; I think he's takin a crap dude!

"Dave! Pull up your pants, we need an ambulance

There's a girl upstairs talkin to plants

Choppin her hair off, and there's only two days left

Of Spring Break, how long do these things take to wear off?"


Well it depends on how many pieces she ate

Just one, with double mushrooms by mistake

Now she's upstairs cryin out her eyeballs, breaking out in hives"


She's gonna die dude

"I know and it's my fault!"


My god!!!






I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl

I never meant to bring you to my world (I'm sorry)

But now you're sittin' in the corner, crying

And now it's my fault, my fault (What do I do?)

I never meant to give you mushrooms, girl

I never meant to bring you to my world

But now you're sittin' in the corner, crying

And now it's my fault, my fault






My God, I'm so sorry!

I'm so sorry! Susan please wake up!

Please! Please wake up!! What are you doing?!

You're not dead!! You're NOT dead!

I know you're not dead!