Mary Jane Holland

Lady of the '
Dam

Won't be a slave to the blonde, or the culture of the popular

(She won't, she won't)

Sing at you, I'll fly under radar tonight

Make deals with every devil in sight

(I will, I will)






'
Cause I love, love, 'cause I love, love

You better than, you better than

My darkest sin

Russian hookers, and cheap gin






I think that I could be fine

If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight

I think we'd have a good time

If you'd meet me and Mary Jane in Holland tonight






Mary! Jane! Holland!

(Woo-hoo!)

Mary! Jane! Holland!

(Oh-hoo!)






I don't like to boast

But our truffles are the most

Mad-magical in Amsterdam

(She won't, she won't)

So if you have fear, Apollo

Sit on my lyre, and play him like a piano, man

(I will, I will)






'
Cause I love, love, 'cause I love, love

You better than, you better than

My darkest sin

Russian hookers, and cheap gin






I think that I could be fine

If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight

I think we'd have a good time

If you'd meet me and Mary Jane in Holland tonight






Mary! Jane! Holland!

(Woo-hoo!)

Mary! Jane! Holland!

(Oh-hoo!)






I know that Mom and Dad think I'm a mess

But it's alright, because I am rich as piss

When I ignite the flames and put you in my mouth

The grass eats up my insides, and my brunette starts to sprout

Introducing, ladies and gentleman, Mary Jane Holland!






I think that I could be fine

If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight

I think we'd have a good time

If you'd meet me and Mary Jane in Holland tonight






Mary! Jane! Holland!

(Woo-hoo!)

Mary! Jane! Holland!

(Oh-hoo!)

Mary! Jane! Holland!

(Woo-hoo!)

Mary! Jane! Holland!

(Oh-hoo!)