Marshall Mathers (Snippet)

You know I just don't get it

Last year I was nobody, this year I'm selling records

Now everybody wants to come around like I owe em something

The fuck you want from me, ten million dollars? Get the fuck outta here






You see I'm just Marshall Mathers

I'm just a regular guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me

Nobody ever gave a fuck before, all they did was doubt me

Now everybody wanna run their mouth and try to take shots at me






You might see me jogging, you might see me walking

You might see me walking a dead rottweiler dog

With its head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar

Hollering at him 'cause the son of a bitch won't quit barking

Or leaning out a window with a cocked shotgun

Driving up the block in the car that they shot Pac in

Looking for Big's killers, dressing ridiculous

Blue-and-red, like I don't see what the big deal is

Double barrel 12-gauge bigger than Chris Wallace

Pissed off cause Biggie and Pac just missed all this

Watching all these cheap imitations get rich off 'em

And get dollars that should've been theirs like they switched wallets

And amidst all this Crist' popping and wrist watches

I just sit back and just watch and just get nauseous

And walk around with an empty bottle of Remy Martin

Starting shit like some 26-year-old skinny Cartman (Goddamn it)

An anti-Backstreet and Ricky Martin

With instinct's to kill N'
Sync, don't get me started

These fucking brats can't sing and Britney's garbage

What is this bitch, retarded? Give me back my sixteen dollars

All I see is sissies in magazines smilin'

Whatever happened to wiling out and being violent?

Whatever happened to catching a good old-fashioned

Passionate ass-whooping and getting your shoes, coat and your hat tooken






New Kids on the Block sucked a lot of dick

Boy/girl groups make me sick

And I can't wait 'til I catch all you faggots

In public, I'mma love it






Vanilla Ice don't like me, said some shit in Vibe to spite me

Then went and dyed his hair just like me

A bunch of little kids wanna swear just...