Annie Christian wanted to be number 1

But her kingdom never comes, thy will be done

She couldn't stand the glory, she would be 2nd to none

The way Annie tells the story, she's his only son

Annie Christian wanted to be a big star

So she moved to Atlanta and she bought a blue car

She killed black children, and what's fair is fair

If you try and say you're crazy, everybody say electric chair

Electric chair







Annie Christian, Annie Christ

Until you're crucified, I'll live my life in taxicabs






Annie Christian was a whore always looking for some fun

Being good was such a bore, so she bought a gun

She killed John Lennon, shot him down cold

She tried to kill Reagan, everybody say gun control

Gun control












Liar Liar Liar! Got you in a jam

Put your head on the block, somebody say ABSCAM!

ABSCAM!

Annie Christian wanted to be number 1

But her kingdom never comes, thy will be done

She couldn't stand the glory, she would be 2nd to none

The way Annie tells the story, she's his only son

Annie Christian wanted to be a big star

So she moved to Atlanta and she bought a blue car

She killed black children, and what's fair is fair

If you try and say you're crazy, everybody say electric chair

Electric chair







Annie Christian, Annie Christ

Until you're crucified, I'll live my life in taxicabs






Annie Christian was a whore always looking for some fun

Being good was such a bore, so she bought a gun

She killed John Lennon, shot him down cold

She tried to kill Reagan, everybody say gun control

Gun control












Liar Liar Liar! Got you in a jam

Put your head on the block, somebody say ABSCAM!

ABSCAM!